girls? duh

figuring out what a girl is thinking is the same as fishing a whale using a fishing rod or sneezing with your eyes wide open. its both impossible and suicidal. maybe its just me, but i sure am unhappy about the situations that are happening to me. since there is no way i can change them, the only thing i can do is to WHINE here. have any of u guys faced this problem i have? whenever you communicate with a girl over the net, the girl will almost always think that you have an ulterior motive for asking or saying something out of the norm. so what do i mean by the norm? "what are you doing?" "how are you?" "have you eaten?" these are the questions that you normally ask. revolve around these topics for too long and you will get the most boring cookie-cutter conversation that can ever take place on earth. sounds uber? i bet you think so. i am not saying that all girls are like this, but as far as i am concerned, it covers quite a HUGE PERCENTAGE of the females i know. i bet girls will go around telling each other, "hey, do you know that how boring is XXX?" "oh, not him again. here comes the boring conversation." and when you try talking about anything other than the norm with girls, they will go "eeew, this guy must be trying to get my attention" "omg, what is he trying to do? woo me?" FOR GOD SAKE! no matter what we guys do, it all seems wrong. issit becos we guys are dumb or what? this applies to a LARGE EXTENT between people who knew each other through the awesome internet. first, girls whine about guys being boring in their conversation online. and when we do try to be interesting, they will think that we are out to take advantage of them. freaking hell, how dumb can that be? maybe girls should start going on the net to download some conversations between guys and start analysing them. if a guy who talk something out of the norm is trying to get fresh with the girl he talks to, then he must be a BISEXUAL since that is how we communicate with guys too! here is the difference between the response from different sexes.

BOY A: "hey, i just downloaded an uber cool program that will help us in our work!"

below are the responses

BOY B: "REALLY!? where did you download it? send me!! you're da man!"
BOY C: "omg, you're the genius. send me the program dude, let me show you what i have got here too!"

GIRL B: "oic"
GIRL C: "oh is it so? thats great."

see the difference? are the examples VERY VERY FAMILIAR? of course these conversations were made up, but it is portrayed in the manner based on my experience in my whole life minus the time when i did not have my own computer. right now, girls must be shaking their heads thinking, "this guy is nuts! he is making up stuff!" for god sake, open ur msn, right click on any guy's nick, view, message history. do this 20 times on 20 different guys before you start flaming me. now does it looks FAMILIAR TO YOU? according to my personal OWN EXPERIENCE, conversations between guys are almost always interesting as they can talk about almost everything, while a conversation of different sexes is often ended abruptly by our human counterpart. for guys, if we are unhappy with something, we tell each other. for girls, they just act stupid thinking that we are stupid. "oh, nothing." "really? haha" "no" some guys might not be too smart, but GUYS GENERALLY ARE NOT STUPID!

i have a rather bad experience with one of my female friend recently, and it really scares me quite a bit even until now. as for now, whenever i talk to her, i am extremely careful and soon, i guess i might not even bother talking to her anymore as i am getting the kind of messages girls send when they think "GUYS ARE STUPID". there was once when i teased her a bit to initiate a conversation, i got a reply that shocks me for a couple of hours. i was like "what the hell? i was just trying to initiate a conversation with a joke" obviously, her response was VERY BIG with the usage of "shit" "damn" in a serious tone. and what i said was a harmless joke. when i ask whether was she angry, she replied "no" "my response wasn't big". i was like "oh well, what can i do" doing one thing and saying she is not sounds like a big turn-off to me. so that means i will NEVER joke with her anymore, since i CHAT TO HAVE FUN, not to GET SHOCKED. it was tiring to figure out what girls meant with their words, and it still IS tiring doing that. so after some tired moments figuring out the weird behavior, i gave up. ok, if the person involved is reading this, it should be quite obvious. yes, i am talking about you. judging from the LITTLE interactions between us, i think that you will be defensive and fuming mad. oh well, i am really sick of having to be overly cautious when talking to others and finds no fun in conducting a boring conversation, so i have to thrashed this out. this goes to EVERYONE OF YOU, and its because there are TOO MANY CASES and i can't PUT THEM ALL UP, doesn't mean you are NOT ONE OF THEM. i guess its time for you girls out there to change your thinking. stop thinking about "guys should initiate" "guys should take the first step to chase us not us chasing them". HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TRIED AND GOT SHOT DOWN? USE SOME BRAIN BEFORE SPROUTING OUT THIS KIND OF SH!T! if this sounds FAMILIAR to a few girls that i know, YES, i am talking about YOU ALL. i am not trying to be offensive here, but to educate you all in your ways of thinking. its not that we DID NOT TRY. when a guy do not try, girls call them "useless" "coward" "sissies" and when a guy DO try, girls call them "flirt" "pervert" "nuisance" so what the freak do you girls want? is being NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME a trendy thing to follow? there is this occassion when i did something. i went to get the handphone number of a girl that i do not know, FOR THE FIRST TIME. yup, its the FIRST TIME that i do this. after doing that, i went back to my table of friends whom i have not met for quite some time. they asked me why did i left the table so suddenly, so i told them about it. the only girl at the table looked as if she saw TWO ZILLION DINOSAURS RAMPAGING TOWARDS HER. "you mean you go around asking for number from girls you don't know?" and for god sake, for a moment, i thought she needed a listening aid. i mentioned FIRST TIME and she used the words "go around". being a kind person, i repeated myself stressing the FIRST TIME again. "wah, you do that one ar?" what the freak. is she drunk or am i so bad at getting the idea across to her? this is enough to prove my previous point right. no matter what guys do, girls will always think negatively as long as that guy is not her DREAM GUY ON THE WHITE HORSE. so what can we guys do after having said so much? NOTHING. YES, NOTHING! anyone has any solution to this can try posting it as a comment, who knows? you might win a NOBEL PRIZE if you can come up with a solution. LP, love and peace.