jobs - to take or not to take?

hi guys. as you all should know (or knowing now) i am clearing leave now. TADA! so happy. but i am jobless. =( thats bad. why? nobody wants me? i am incapable? TEH! WRONG! this is becos, 95% of the advertisements in the newspaper are SCAMS. yes. SCAMS. ok, i am risking alot by writing this in my friendster account. there might be thousands of f*ckers that will hunt me down by helping those who are reading tis. but... who cares? who f*cking mess with me, i f*cking call police. in SG, i dun chap gang, i chap police (mean police makes me able to project the right idea to every1). ok. 1st of all, look at your straits time. what jobs will you see? let me tell you. telemarketeers. surveyors. tuition coordinatiors. multi-level marketing. ok, i admit MLM isn't put up on paper. but SO? its WORSE. its DAYLIGHT ROBBERY by your FRIENDS. yes, your FRIENDS. to some extent, they are worse than CITY HARVEST. maybe both got fight lar. back to topic. what are the jobs about? telemarketeers - ppl who call others with the data given, tell them they win a prize, come collect, lock in room, talk to them, blast music, brainwash, make you fork out 10-20k. sounds like CITY HARVEST? got fight.
surveyors. survey ok ma, NUS NTU also gt call me go do lor. cannot ar? can. but these surveys are not normal surveys. they are for data collection purposes. for wat? call my lao pei lao bu for wat? datas for telemarketeers. understand? tuition coordinators. WAH, WHY NOT? so many ppl wan teach tuition. here's how it works. they ask you go there, sell you a database, ask you go home match, match liao got $$. NABEI!! SO SONG YOU TELL ME CANNOT DO?! YOU LAO CH*E BY*! go do lor. the same database sell to 5k ppl, go match lar. if you find this useful, post a testimonial to support me in writing more of these to help out those looking for jobs. CHEERS!